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Mr.Wood says: "So one day, when I was sitting all
on my lonesome, my chirpy little mobile rang the tune of 'My tatties
Are Aching To Be Snapped' (it's an old tune, one to be traced back to the
Scottish highlands from many years ago...). Without further ado your ever
faithful photographer jumped into the Wood-mobile and shot off in the direction
of this poor damsel in distress..." |
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"...'help me Mr. Wood for my
boobs are just gagging to pop out.' Well, what can a man do? Out with my
equipment, extending the lens and focusing on a great pair of balloons, that's
what! The
location? In my car and in the WOODS! Can't believe it! There was wood
everywhere and with the morning dew...LUVVLY!!!" |
