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What do we love? "TITS!" What else do we love? "BEER!"
 
There once was a great man who understood these complexities of the human male and wrote a song about it called, strangely enough, Titties 'n' Beer. His name is Frank Zappa and the song is on the Baby Snakes album, check it out...
 
...anyway, the idea here is to give you guys (and galls) the benefit of both pleasures by reviewing both of these items.
 
Think about it, you could be sucking on ya best liquid refreshment whilst ogling over what you think are the best fun bags on the planet when you didn't even know about all the other varieties you could be feasting yourself on. Let Luvvly Jubblys be your guide...
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Lyndsey Strutt

Move over Keeley, Michelle, Lucy and anyone else with big tits, for here's Lyndsey! It all seems a little desperate at the moment in the magazine world to find a girl with big boobs to replace the reign of the above mentioned girls before they get too old and saggy tits. So we end up with the likes of Kate Booth who doesn't quite cut the mustard, nice tits but a little ordinary looking; if you know what I mean. Then comes along a little gem like Lyndsey with her fantastic 32GG boomcasters. She lives in Doncaster, England, is 20 years old and is currently gracing the pages of one of the top lads mags. She's good looking, has a fantastic body and a obviously a great pair of tits. What else do you want? Personality? Yes, I'm sure she has one of those too...
Profession: Glamour Model

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Website: Not Yet!

All Real

 
Old Bob

I've had this review sitting around for a while as I tried the beer once but wasn't sure. I mentioned this to a couple of people and they told me to try it again. Well, I did, as I will give anything a go for a second time (third, fourth, fifth....) and then came to the conclusion I rather like this beer. No, I bloody love this beer! It's full of character casting the impression of a beer enjoyed in an old rickety pub served up by buxton wench during the time when Robin Hood and his merry men were having their way. Old Bob will be better enjoyed on its own rather than with food, savoured and enjoyed as this is a real beer enthusiasts tipple with a full bodied flavour. Tickling your fancy at 5.1% its brewed by Ridleys (Established 1842) in Bury St.Edmunds, Suffolk. Definitely worth checking out if you enjoy your beer.
Type: Ale

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Website: www.ridleys.co.uk
 
 
Titties 'n' Beer Reviews
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Rated 10/10
Keeley Hazell
Ale Rated 10/10
Abbot Ale
Rated 9/10
Joanne Guest
Lager Rated 9/10
Stella Artois
Rated 9/10
Sophie Howard
Bitter Rated 8/10
Bombardier
Rated 8/10
Faith
Lager Rated 7/10
Kingfisher
Rated 8/10
Michelle Marsh
Lager Rated 7/10
Cobra
Rated 8/10
Jordan
Ale Rated 7/10
Wychcraft
Rated 8/10
Samantha Fox
 
Lager Rated 7/10
Birra Moretti
 
Rated 7/10
Maria Whittaker
 
Ale Rated 6/10
Bishops Finger
 
Rated 7/10
Melinda
Messenger
Lager Rated 6/10
Staropramen
 
Rated 6/10
Kirsten Imrie
 
Bitter Rated 6/10
Banana Bread
Beer
Rated 6/10
Saskia
 
Ale Rated 6/10
Goliath
 
Rated 6/10
Linda Lusardi
 
Ale Rated 5/10
Hobgoblin
 
Rated 6/10
Lucy Pinder
 
Lager Rated 5/10
Carlsberg
Export
Rated 6/10
Lucy Becker
 
Ale Rated 4/10
Black Sheep
 
Rated 5/10
Adele
Stephens
Lager Rated 4/10
Vratislav
 
Rated 5/10
Kelly Brook
 
Lager Rated 4/10
Hoegaarden
 
Rated 5/10
Jakki Degg
 
Ale Rated 3/10
Old Speckled
Hen
Rated 4/10
Linsy Dawn
Mckenzie
Lager Rated 3/10
Kronenberg
1664
Rated 4/10
Cathy Barry
Ale Rated 3/10
Broadside
Rated 3/10
Gail McKenna
Lager Rated 2/10
Fosters Ice
Rated 3/10
Sarah Young
Lager Rated 2/10
San Miguel
Rated 2/10
Abi Titmuss
 
Lager Rated 2/10
Beck's
 
Rated 1/10
Michelle
 Thorne
Lager Rated 1/10
Dos Equis XX
 
Rated 1/10
Jodie Marsh
 
Lager Rated 1/10
Castle Lager
 
Rated 5/10
Kathy Lloyd
Ale Rated 6/10
La Trappe
Rated 4/10
Katie Downs
Ale Rated 1/10
Duff
Rated 5/10
Vanessa Upton
Lager Rated 5/10
Singha
Rated 4/10
Danielle Lloyd
Lager Rated 8/10
Miller MGD
Rated 10/10
Lucy Pinder 2
Lager Rated 3/10
Tsingtao
Kate Booth
Michelob Ultra
 
Its great to have a drink but like most things in life only if its done in moderation. Be sensible dudes have a drink or two but don't go over the top. Check out www.drinkaware.co.uk and become more drink aware.
 
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